Date

2011-03-01

Featuring

Ben, Matt

Length

1:36:37

Category

Countdowns

Time Looped as

№ 413

Listen

to Time Loop (№ 413)

2018-01-29

Full of hate and fun!

Opening

Ben's favorite part of the podcast is saying his name in the intro

News

Every single week I have to proclaim my love for Joss Whedon. ...He is the greatest filmaker alive today!

Ben and Matt disagree about how to pronounce "Darkseid": Matt says "Dark Side", Ben says "Dark Seed"

Gavin Hood ended up directing Ender's Game, so maybe Wolfgang Petersen wouldn't have been the worst choice.

OK listeners: prepare yourselves. We're going to be doing an episode of Alan Moore within the next three episodes.

Main Topic

Are you ready to talk about crap? Absolutely. Crapsolutely!

Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch

Ben's Hasn't Seen

  • Starship Troopers
  • Transformers

Ben's Hate but Still Might Watch

  • The Matrix Reloaded
  • The X-Files: I Want to Believe
  • Prince Caspian
  • The Phantom Menace You have to watch it as part of watching Star Wars.

Ben's Hate but Would Watch in Some Situations (eg on a plane)

  • Spider-Man 3
  • Terminator: Salvation
  • Iron Man 2
  • Space Balls
  • The Island
  • Armageddon
  • I, Robot
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • Van Helsing
  • Troy

Ben tells Matt that he should watch Kingdom of the Crystal Skull "because it is Indiana Jones".

Ben is ashamed of Matt for previously owning Armageddon. Eventually Ben will buy it because it's in the Criterion collection.

Ben's Hate and Have No Desire to Watch Again:

  • Planet of the Apes (2001)
  • Timeline
  • The Core
  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture
  • Dreamcatcher
  • Superman
  • Excalibur
  • Equilibrium
  • Men in Black 2
  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Ben's Every Copy Should be Burned

  • The Happening The Crappening
  • Alien: Resurrection
  • Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
  • Super Mario Bros.
  • Battlefield Earth
  • Batman and Robin

Matt's Haven't Seen

  • The Happening
  • Battlefield Earth

Matt's Seen

  • Catwoman I don't get the attraction to Halle Berry, but this isn't "The Female Report".
  • The Spirit
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
  • Van Helsing
  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  • Underworld 1, 2
  • Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
  • Masters of the Universe
  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture
  • Sunshine
  • AI (his least favorite)
  • Howard the Duck
  • Lost in Space

Movies that Everyone Else Hates but I Like

Ben

  1. The Matrix Revolutions
  2. Daredevil
  3. Knowing
  4. Vanilla Sky

Matt

  1. Planet of the Apes (2001)
  2. Reign of Fire
  3. Armageddon
  4. Terminator 3
  5. Independence Day
  6. Signs
  7. Transformers 1,2
  8. Waterworld
I don't know if you've even seen this, it's called Reign of Fire. No, I really want to though because I love dragons...I think I would actually enjoy this movie if I saw it.
Daniel Day-Lewis is the greatest actor working today. Better than Ben Stiller?