Matt is depressed that the Patriots beat the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.

Ben roots for the Patriots because he likes dynasties. He hates Peyton Manning.

Ben made a reading schedule for Dante's Inferno during the Lenten and Easter season. Here's a version that automatically updates every year: Divine Comedy Reading Schedule

Ben agrees to record himself reading The Lord of the Rings for Matt. He'll also send the recording to anyone that owns the books. The start of Ben's illustrious audiobook narrator career.

M. Night Shyamalan still wants to make Unbreakable 2. Ben wonders if he is another Terrence Malick but instead of taking 20 years off, he's making really bad movies. In that case, everyone has to wait until 2025 for the next good Shyamalan movie.

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