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Batman sat in an omniscient chair and asked it the identity of The Joker. The answer shocked him.
Later revealed that it said there are three Jokers. Some multiverse thing probably.
Paul McCartney has been cast in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. Ben theorizes he's run out of money and suggests everyone go buy a Beatles CD.
Matt gives Last News of the Day. Then another Last News of the Day.